Ready, FIRE, Aim….

While it was bound to happen eventually, I guess today is the magic day.

Welcome to my nightmare! This is the “official” launch post for my blog career. Effective 12 February 2015 I do hereby announce the phredtheelder blog to be active and subject to public scrutiny.

The focus and direction this site will take is subject to change without notice (possibly without noticing, as well). I am uncertain what the overriding message is, to be discovered over time. I do promise to provide at least three messages each week, perhaps more. I promise to provide (what passes around here as) wisdom, knowledge, and general life experiences*.

I hope that something (somewhere, sometime) you find here enriches your life in some small way. Perhaps a laugh, a “hmmm” moment, a slight spike in blood pressure. If I can provoke a thought or contemplation, it will have been worth it.

In any case, it should be a heck of a ride… Welcome aboard.

Phred

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*(Universal Disclaimers: Use only as directed. Do not drive or operate machinery while reading blog. Should drowsiness occur, we wouldn’t be a bit surprised. . .The characters in this work are imaginary. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Void where taxed or prohibited by law. All sales are final. Not legal for trade. Do not remove this tag under penalty of law. Close cover before striking. Keep away from children. Actual mileage may vary. Close-captioned for the hearing impaired. Dispose of properly. An equal opportunity employer (M/F/H/Q/Z/R/S/L). All times Eastern Standard. Allow 4-6 weeks for delivery. Substantial interest penalty for early withdrawal. This bag is not a toy. Simulated TV reception. A paid political announcement. Alcohol 0% by volume. No purchase is necessary; you need not be present to win. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 451F. Severe tire damage. Package not child-resistant. Author carries no cash. No step. For prevention of disease only. Post office will not deliver mail without postage. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. This door must remain unlocked during business hours. Unleaded gasoline only. Member FDIC. . .This product is sold by weight, not by volume. Jokes may have settled slightly during shipping.)

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